- me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
- me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
hearing teachers swear keeps me young
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR
ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?
my pet peeve is when someone ignores you
like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it
i really want to start eating more healthy and exercise but i also want to eat pizza/hamburger for breakfast, lunch and dinner and sit all day in front of my laptop :/ do you feel me?
can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous