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  • me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  • me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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"That’s why I’m talking to you. You are one of the rare people who can separate your observation from your preconception. You see what is, where most people see what they expect."John Steinbeck, East of Eden (via wordsnquotes)

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

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unsparks:

my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it

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date:

i really want to start eating more healthy and exercise but i also want to eat pizza/hamburger for breakfast, lunch and dinner and sit all day in front of my laptop :/ do you feel me?

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whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

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so-personal:

everything personal♡