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I like your face
megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.


They wanted some cock
ungleaming:

ah, chocolate… i remembered when they first invented chocolate…

cuntgradulation:

oomshi:

do me for the vine

i aint gon do you

do me if ur cool

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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extramadness:

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Let me be a giant ass hipster and ask my girlfriend to prom through Starbucks.

lonelywhiteasian:

and an especially big Fuck You to evolution for not making me a dragon

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nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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morphine-and-cigarettes:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar

I’ll be saved. If I can have you.